Easter Jokes

Hello Everyone,

As it’s the last day of term, I thought I would share some funny Easter jokes with you. I hope you enjoy them and they make you giggle! Have a lovely Easter break, enjoy some outside time and of course, enjoy eating chocolate!!!

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the grey hares.

Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.

Q. What is a rabbit’s favourite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop.

Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A: He begins with 24 carrots.

Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!

Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A. It might crack up!

Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A. Jelly beans!

Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!

Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!

I hope you enjoyed them!

Looking forward to chatting soon.

Mrs Fennelly

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