Year 5 – Jokes

Hello year 5! Here are a few jokes to cheer you up on such a wet day. There are a few more on the One Note joke tab.


How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Because somebody took a corner.


What is the noisiest game?

Squash – you can’t play it without raising a racket!


Who got the best marks in the animal exam?

The cheetah.


What do sheep do on sunny days?

Have a baa-baa-cue.

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