Year 5 – Jokes

Hello year 5! Here are a few jokes to cheer you up on such a wet day. There are a few more on the One Note joke tab.

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Because somebody took a corner.

What is the noisiest game?

Squash – you can’t play it without raising a racket!

Who got the best marks in the animal exam?

The cheetah.

What do sheep do on sunny days?

Have a baa-baa-cue.