Year 5 – Jokes
Hello year 5! Here are a few jokes to cheer you up on such a wet day. There are a few more on the One Note joke tab.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Because somebody took a corner.
What is the noisiest game?
Squash – you can’t play it without raising a racket!
Who got the best marks in the animal exam?
The cheetah.
What do sheep do on sunny days?
Have a baa-baa-cue.